What do you get when you cross a cat and a sloth? A slow leopard. They say I have a body built for sinвЂ¦ That sin being sloth. Why did the sloth get fired from his job? He would only do the BEAR minimum. Ever heard the one about the sloth crossing the road? Never mind, itвЂ™d take too long. What do sloths make when it snows? Slow Angels. What do you call intelligent sloths? Slo-mo sapien. What do you call a sloth that barely moves a muscle? A slow-off. What do sloths throw in winter? Slowballs. I watched a GIF of a sloth for five minutes yesterday until I realized it was just an image. What did the tortoise say when she was dating the sloth? Looking for more animal jokes for kids? We got you covered with a whole veritable zoo of jokes about snakes, alligators, cows, pigs, owls, giraffes, fish, farm, dogs, and so many more!ДЎ. We even have you covered if youвЂ™re looking for some impressive fun facts about sloths. So encourage your cutieвЂ™s new obsession with some funnies in the form of sloth puns and jokes! Luckily for you, weвЂ™ve gone ahead and done all the work for you by rounding up the cutest sloth jokes, puns, and one-liners. TheyвЂ™re truly amazing creatures, and itвЂ™s no wonder your little nugget is obsessed. And just to stay on the subject of sloths and their pooping, did you know they handle all their bathroom business on the ground? They literally risk their lives to potty in the dirt. Did you know sloths poop a third of their body weight in one go? Or that without their giant ancestor, the extinct giant ground sloths, we wouldnвЂ™t have any avocados? They would swallow the avocado seed whole and then poop them out around the world. Got a kid into going through a sloth phase? Do they make you rewatch that one DMV scene in Zootopia just to watch the sloth take 18 minutes to stamp a document? Are they begging you to let them hang upside down like sloths?

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